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Pause for thought(s).........
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sydboilad6/1/2006 1:59:15 AM
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sydboiladSubjectPause for thought(s).........
PostedThu, Jun 01, 2006 01:59AM GMTMethodWeb-Site
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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like....night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
5. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
6. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
7. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
9. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand.
10. OK...so what's the speed of dark?
11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
13. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
14. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
15. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
16. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
17. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.
18. Just remember---if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
19. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
20. Life isn't like a box of chocolates....it's more like a jar of
jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow

Sean

jalapenos are chillies (didn't know what they were either)

“Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.” River Phoenix
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ThomasSubjectRe: Pause for thought(s).........
PostedThu, Jun 01, 2006 02:40AM GMTMethodWeb-Site
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Now that's funny, Sean; thanks for brightening my day.

Thomas


Thomas

"All through the changes, the Soul never dies."
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AlisonSubjectRe: Pause for thought(s).........
PostedThu, Jun 01, 2006 02:50AM GMTMethodWeb-Site
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Sean, that was funny, thanks! :-)
Alison
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EdwardSubjectRe: Pause for thought(s).........
PostedThu, Jun 01, 2006 09:40AM GMTMethodWeb-Site
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Hi SEAN....
These are really funny...THANKS!

Edward

PS: #6 is really, clinically, true.
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sydboiladSubjectRe: Pause for thought(s).........
PostedThu, Jun 01, 2006 02:00PM GMTMethodWeb-Site
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Haha, glad you like them. Thought they'd brighten the old place up a
bit.

Sean

“Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.” River Phoenix
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